Today I learned...

The following is a list of things that I learned this afternoon and I thought you would find amusing. Enjoy.

1.) The "office" walls are paper thin. Nothing is confidential.
2.) KB can fix anything technological but he can't keep the secret of the summer theme if his life depended on it.
3.) If you leave the church between the hours of 5:30pm to 6:30pm you are going nowhere. Literally.
4.) Auburn never has traffic. Stop complaining.
5.) When stuck in 4 lanes of rush hour back-to-back traffic, in the middle of an intersection, with a train in front of you there are several things you can do: a.) radio scan, stop on a Spanish channel and brush up on your skills de espanol, b.) move all of the trash in your car to a centrally located pile, c.) realize that you have no map and therefore are completely lost, d.) find a car full of children and proceed to wave and make silly faces until they get so rowdy that their parents tell them to stop, d.) count the train cars until you're nauseous, and e.) all of the above
6.) The most elusive creature of Memphis, TN is the grocery store.
7.) Trains. They block up traffic, make intersections confusing, and love to make you late even when you have nothing to be late to.
8.) Mapquest is full of LIES.
9.) Strawberries are really big here.
10.) I believe the Holy Spirit can become your own personal GPS-OnStar system in times of complete desperation, even when your car has no such thing.

Haha well basically this afternoon I went in search of a grocery store. It turned out to be a 2 hour adventure but I finally found one. I will say that was probably the first time I leaped for joy while walking into the doors of a Kroger. I got stuck in traffic, to say the least, but eventually I found what I needed and headed safely back to the casa. I watched Lord of the Rings with Will. I'm having trouble connecting with AJ but I think it will just take some time. Keep her in your prayers! Thanks for reading